Tips From Our Field Editors
Our field editors from across the country share their insights and experience with new toilets.
“Ho. Lee. Cow. We HATE
our toilet. It claims the
ability to flush 24 golf
balls. Seriously. Maybe it
could do 24 golf balls one
at a time over a two-week period
with a string pulling them down.”
-- Murph Krajewski
Beware of Pressure-Assist Noise
“Our builder installed the LOUDEST
toilets in the world. When someone
flushes, I have to pause the TV so
I don't miss any dialogue. I installed
a gravity toilet in my basement, and
when our newborn is napping, I
make everyone go there to potty!”
-- Jason Hirsbrunner
“My pressure-assist toilet flushes
extremely well, but it's very loud. It
sounds like it's flushing the whole
bathroom down with it.”
-- Tom Rohlf
Beware of Nonstandard Parts
“We got an “uber-cool” toilet and
I wish we hadn't. The seat is
custom, so we'll have to spend
$115 to replace it someday, and the
innards aren't normal, so when things
eventually wear out, we'll be rigging it
with odds and ends to make it work.”
-- Kristin Green
Colored Toilets make
a House Harder to Sell
“Most people can compromise when
it comes to a low vs. high, round vs.
elongated toilet, but color is almost
always nontransferable from one
owner to another! Avoid designer
color toilets like the plague.”
-- Joseph Papay,
Craftsman & Design Services
Cushioned Seats Don't Age Gracefully
“The first one didn't fit, the next one
seemed OK until it cracked and
pinched your leg when you sat on it,
and the last one made a humorous
sound when you sat down. No more
cushioned seats!”
-- Bruce Dexter
Add A Tush of Class and Get
a Slow-Close, Removable Seat
“We really like the slow-drop seats with the quick disconnect
feature for easy cleaning. With two
little ones, it saves slamming seats in the middle
of the night and makes cleaning a snap.”
--Jack Bauer